Babies

Well it happened years ago,
when you lived on Stanhope Road.
We listened to your sister,
when she came home from school,
cos she was two years older,
and she had boys in her room.
We listened outside and heard her.
Alright.
Well that was alright for a while,
but soon I wanted more.
I want to see as well as hear,
and so I hid inside her wardrobe.
And she came round four,
and she was with some kid called David,
from the garage up the road.
I listened outside I heard her.
Alright.

Oh I want to take you home.
I want to give you children.
You might be my girlfriend, yeah.

When I saw you next day,
I really couldn't tell,
cos you might go and tell your mother.
And so you went with Neve,
and Neve was coming on,
and I thought I heard you laughing,
when his Mum and Dad were gone.
I listened outside, I heard you.
Alright.

Oh I want to take you home.
I want to give you children.
You might be my girlfriend, yeah.

Well I guess it couldn't last too long.
I came home one day,
and all her things were gone,
I fell asleep inside.
I never heard her come.
And then she opened up her wardrobe,
and I had to get it on.
Oh, listen
we were on the bed when you came home,
I heard you stop outside the door.
I know you won't believe it's true,
I only went with her 'cos she looks like you.
Oh I want to take you home.
I want to give you children.
You might be my girlfriend, yeah.

(Pulp)

Common People

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martins College, that's where I caught her eye.

She told me that her dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola, she said "Fine"
and in 30 seconds time she said

"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people like you".
Well what else could I do,
I said "I’ll see what I can do."

I took her to a supermarket,
I don’t know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.

I said 'Pretend you’ve got no money’,
but she just laughed and said "Oh you’re so funny",
I said "Yeah. Well I can’t see anyone else smiling in here."

Are you sure you want to live like common people,
you want to see whatever common people see,
you want to sleep with common people,
you want to sleep with common people like me.
But she didn’t understand, she just smiled and held my hand.

Rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool,
pretend you never went to school.
But still you’ll never get it right
‘cos when you’re laid in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you called your dad he could stop it all.

You’ll never live like common people,
you’ll never do whatever common people do,
you’ll never fail like common people,
you’ll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and screw,
because there’s nothing else to do.

Sing along with the common people,
sing along and it might just get you through.
Laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they’re laughing at you and the stupid things that you do,
because you think that poor is cool.

Like a dog lying in a corner
they will bite you and never warn you.
Look out they’ll tear your insides out.
'Cos everybody hates a tourist,
especially one who thinks it’s all such a laugh
and the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath.

You will never understand how it feels to live your life
with no meaning or control and with nowhere left to go.
You are amazed that they exist and they burn so bright
whilst you can only wonder why.

Rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend you never went to school.
Still you’ll never get it right ‘cos when you’re laid in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall, if you called your dad he could stop it all.

You’ll never live like common people,
you’ll never do what common people do,
you’ll never fail like common people,
you’ll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and screw
because there’s nothing else to do.

I want to live with common people like you, etc.

(Pulp)